I can't keep a secret but who am I gonna tell?

You know other people's secrests and i have to know them too

Have you fucked around and found out and can't tell anyone about it? tell me

Leave out names and identifying details. i can judge a stranger without knowing where they work.

• make this my business

FAQ

isn't gossip wrong?
Probably. so is bringing a guitar to a party without being asked. there's a lot going on.will you tell them?
i would have to know who they are, which is why you're not telling me.what happens after i submit?
i read it privately and form an opinion with the confidence of someone who has heard one side. if you want my advice, leave your email.can i tell you something genuinely serious?
this is a small desk for small scandalscan i submit my own secret?
sure. refer to yourself as "someone i know" if you want.

contact

you have already contacted me. that was the entire website.